THE FONZ
I WANNA TRY YOUR SHOES ON
AND WEAR THEM FOR A DAY
LEARN TO TALK LIKE YOU DO
AND SAY WHAT I SEE
ID TALK LIKE I KNEW SOMETHING
THAT EVERYONE WANTED TO HEAR

BUT YOU'RE THE FONZ

THE DEFINITION OF ICY
THE MEASURE OF WHAT'S UP
YOU COULD PLAY THE TUBA
AND EVERYONE WOULD CLAP
WELL I CAN PLAY THE TUBA
AND THEY ALL JUST SHAKE THEIR HEADS

CAUSE YOU'RE THE FONZ

I KNOW ITS OVER FOR ME
I KNOW ITS OVER

DROVE MY CAR TO THE FLOOR
AND STOOD AT THE EDGE
WHEN I WOKE UP IN HEAVEN
LOOKED DOWN AND NO ONE CARED
BUT WHEN YOU PULLED YOUR OWN TRIGGER
THEY ALL GATHERED AROUND TO WATCH

CAUSE YOU'RE THE FONZ